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Ric Flair arrives early, Bobby Heenan begins actively dying on commentary, and somehow this all becomes about brotherhood.

Flair survives, Hogan pouts, Sid ruins a friendship, and Bobby Heenan turns panic into high art.

Lance Russell, Dutch Mantell, horseback riding, aggressive Speedos, and proof that regional TV was built by lunatics with access to music rights they absolutely did not own.

A show missing Flair-Steamboat somehow still contains Muta, Road Warriors chaos, Dynamic Dudes trauma, and George Scott’s fingerprints at the scene.

Small crowds, loud rings, fake Russians, Dutch Mantell insults, and Jim Cornette country operating on a budget of $43 and belief.

Terry Funk, Sabu, Joey Styles, bad lighting, worse music, and the feeling that someone forgot to pay a utility bill before the revolution started.

Mean Gene, young Hogan, Baron von Raschke, Tito Santana, and an entire territory moving at the speed of a Lutheran potluck.

Vince, Jesse, squashes, commercials, Dino Bravo boredom, Rick Rude mercy, and the unsettling realization that millions of us happily watched this.

Jim Ross cooks, Joel Watts stares through the camera, Dr. Death threatens basic human safety, and Mid-South casually reminds everyone how good wrestling TV could be.

The origin story nobody asked for, explaining who failed to stop this and why old wrestling still has its hooks in me.